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No.800568[Reply]

I'm majoring in English and Philosophy. Currently writing essays on 1. Cultural relativism; 2. Beowulf (old Anglo-Saxon text); 3. Nietzsche and Aristotle on Greek tragedies. Feels good.

I'll probably do Law afterwards.

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No.800587

>>800582

I went through similar stuff, man. Did a year of university straight out of HS and failed miserably. Then for a year I was too scared of going back since my records were terrible.

I went to a local college and continued my failure there, and it was still looking downhill until I chanced upon a ride-along with a family friend, and that gave me a desire which has improved every aspect of my life.

Try volunteering? I know it's overwhelming at first but getting out there and especially volunteering opens many doors and opportunities to try things you may have never tried before. Also try saying 'yes' to everything and at least giving it a shot, you may find something that can turn your life around.


No.800591

I majored in English and philosophy and went to law school. :S


No.800603

Philosophy and Sociology. I want to teach both in high schools, I wanted to be a teacher all my life.


No.800613

I'm doing a materials science course.

It was called "Physics and Chemistry of Advanced Materials" when I started but they've added a Nanoscience on the front to resonate with the kids.
I like it because I get to continue studying both physics and chemistry
while my regular science friends are specialising next year.

I don't know exactly what I want to do with it but there are supposedly jobs galore.


No.800614

>>800587
Yeah. Thing is I'm beginning to think I might take some engineering scheme and become a contractor. I have no reason to stay in this country and I know a family friend (the only thing I like about my family) who's just like me and loved traveling the world earning his way.




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No.800034[Reply]

You think in this day and age, we could have a new prophet? Somebody who could convince tens of thousands of people that he is a prophet of God and claim he's the road to salvation, causing mass hysteria much like Moses, Jesus, Muhammed or even Hitler?

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No.800486

>>800483
We just haven't had a real one yet

Supposedly he's coming soon


No.800488

>>800410
>as for Hitler-like, you had Kim Jong-il, Supreme Leader of North Korea, where he raised the fourth-largest standing army in the world.
lol


No.800512

>>800034
man/10. Wouldn't hit even with baseball bat.


No.800537

>>800512
I will find you and kill you for disrespecting Amber Lamps.

She is an angel with a great fashion sense and hi end headphones who rides the bus.


No.800611

>>800034

Those people will be considered loony these days.

Create another approach.




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No.799909[Reply]

ITT: Songs to be played at volume 11

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=fvwp&v=HTN6Du3MCgI&NR=1

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No.799924

I suppose O Fortuna deserves a mention, even though everyone already knows it: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWiyKgeGWx0


No.800010

>volume 11
Is that low or high? It depends.


No.800601

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Do not play while driving unless your car can easily do 150kmh and you can avoid getting a ticket.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JlyoRm9UqbE


No.800609

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>>800601
Whoever you are, I love you.


No.800612

>>800609
The filename for that picture should be "billclintonwearingcarpet.jpg"




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No.800573[Reply]

So I've been pretty seriously looking into Buddhism /r9k/. I really like what I'm reading/learning I feel for once, I have a sense of purpose and fulfillment. I don't feel nearly as 'lost' as I was before, I feel for the first time like I have guidance in my life. As such I've been feeling a lot happier as of late so I thinking of (at least) partly becoming a Buddhist. But I feel like I don't want to become that stereotypical white Buddhist, newage guy, and I'm afraid if I tell someone that's what they'll label me as.

What does /r9k/ think of Buddhism?

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No.800595

You know, be like the tripfag ungern khan from /new/, he stopped posting after he became homeless and joined the army. The real baron ungern khan was a buddhist too, he hung out with the 13th dalai lama and slaughtered bolsheviks. Don't be a new ager, theosophy and all those other modern ersatz-religion are garbage. Learn the theology and metaphysics completly before you embrace it. Buddhism in mongolia and bhutan is still pretty awesome. I don't practice any religion since i think it's pointless in the modern world, though i like most of them since i accept 'approximate truth' and the legitimacy of all languages, similar to the daoist approach to truth.(http://tinyurl.com/d43l4jm)

I'm off drinking some booze.


No.800600

Just save yourself the time and become an Odinist.


No.800604

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The fundamental tenets of Buddhism are marked by grave defects that not only betray its inadequacy to become a religion of enlightened humanity, but also bring into bold relief its inferiority to the religion of Jesus Christ. In the first place, the very foundation on which Buddhism rests—the doctrine of karma with its implied transmigrations—is gratuitous and false. This pretended law of nature, by which the myriads of gods, demons, men, and animals are but the transient forms of rational beings essentially the same, but forced to this diversity in consequence of varying degrees of merit and demerit in former lives, is a huge superstition in flat contradiction to the recognized laws of nature, and hence ignored by men of science. Another basic defect in primitive Buddhism is its failure to recognize man's dependence on a supreme God. By ignoring God and by making salvation rest solely on personal effort, Buddha substituted for the Brahmin religion a cold and colourless system of philosophy. It is entirely lacking in those powerful motives to right conduct, particularly the motive of love, that spring from the consecration of religious men and women to the dependence on a personal all-loving God. Hence it is that Buddhist morality is in the last analysis a selfish utilitarianism. There is no sense of duty, as in the religion of Christ, prompted by reverence for a supreme Lawgiver, by love for a merciful Father, by personal allegiance to a Redeemer. Karma, the basis of Buddhist morality, is like any other law of nature, the observance of which is prompted by prudential considerations. Not infrequently one meets the assertion that Buddha surpassed Jesus in holding out to struggling humanity an end utterly unselfish. This is a mistake. Not to speak of the popular Swarga, or heaven, with its positive, even sensual delights the fact that Nirvana is a negative ideal of bliss does not make it the less an object of interested desire. Far from being an unselfish end, Nirvana is based wholly on the motive of self-love. It thus stands on a much lower level than the Christian ideal, which, being primarily and essentially a union of friendship with God in heaven, appeals to motives of disinterested as well as interested love.


No.800606

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Another fatal defect of Buddhism is its false pessimism. A strong and healthy mind revolts against the morbid view that life is not worth living, that every form of conscious existence is an evil. Buddhism stands condemned by the voice of nature the dominant tone of which is hope and joy. It is a protest against nature for possessing the perfection of rational life. The highest ambition of Buddhism is to destroy that perfection by bringing all living beings to the unconscious repose of Nirvana. Buddhism is thus guilty of a capital crime against nature, and in consequence does injustice to the individual. All legitimate desires must be repressed. Innocent recreations are condemned. The cultivation of music is forbidden. Researches in natural science are discountenanced. The development of the mind is limited to the memorizing of Buddhist texts and the study of Buddhist metaphysics, only a minimum of which is of any value. The Buddhist ideal on earth is a state of passive indifference to everything. How different is the teaching of Him who came that men might have life and have it more abundantly. Again Buddhist pessimism is unjust to the family. Marriage is held in contempt and even abhorrence as leading to the procreation of life. In thus branding marriage as a state unworthy of man, Buddhism betrays its inferiority to Christianity, which recommends virginity but at the same time teaches that marriage is a sacred union and a source of sanctification. Buddhist pessimism likewise does injustice to society. It has set the seal of approval on the Brahmin prejudice against manual labor. Since life is not worth living, to labor for the comforts and refinements of civilized life is a delusion. The perfect man is to subsist not by the labor of his hands but on the alms of inferior men. In the religion of Christ, "the carpenter's son", a healthier view prevails. The dignity of labor is upheld, and every form of industry is encouraged that tends to promote man's welfare.


No.800607

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Buddhism has accomplished but little for the uplifting of humanity in comparison with Christianity. One of its most attractive features, which, unfortunately, has become wellnigh obsolete, was its practice of benevolence towards the sick and needy. Between Buddhists and Brahmins there was a commendable rivalry in maintaining dispensaries of food and medicine. But this charity did not, like the Christian form, extend to the prolonged nursing of unfortunates stricken with contagious and incurable diseases, to the protection of foundlings, to the bringing up of orphans, to the rescue of fallen women, to the care of the aged and insane. Asylums and hospitals in this sense are unknown to Buddhism. The consecration of religious men and women to the lifelong service of afflicted humanity is foreign to dreamy Buddhist monasticism. Again, the wonderful efficacy displayed by the religion of Christ in purifying the morals of pagan Europe has no parallel in Buddhist annals. Wherever the religion of Buddha has prevailed, it has proved singularly inefficient to lift society to a high standard of morality. It has not weaned the people of Tibet and Mongolia from the custom of abandoning the aged, nor the Chinese from the practice of infanticide. Outside the establishment of the order of nuns, it has done next to nothing to raise woman from her state of degradation in Oriental lands. It has shown itself utterly helpless to cope with the moral plagues of humanity. The consentient testimony of witnesses above the suspicion of prejudice establishes the fact that at the present day Buddhist monks are everywhere strikingly deficient in that moral earnestness and exemplary conduct which distinguished the early followers of Buddha. In short, Buddhism is all but dead. In its huge organism the faint pulsations of life are still discernible, but its power of activity is gone. The spread of European civilization over the East will inevitably bring about its extinction.




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No.800594[Reply]

how do i view facebook pages without an account?

No.800598

You go on someone else's account.


No.800599

i keep a few fake/troll ones on reserve.

here you go:
email pass DOB
dreddy40815@gmx.com hya5JY91 6/6/1990
devondra38018@gmx.com GSl5mu00 9/14/1986
kylie9846@gmx.com KFf5QDd27 8/27/1989


No.800605

>>800599
none of them work

;_;




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No.800593[Reply]

I'm gonna stream The Shadow in about 10 minutes since I couldn't find a good Avengers download

http://www.livestream.com/tinkersworkshop

Come watch

No.800602

Okay, it's beginning now




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No.800345[Reply]

How many people here at /r9k/ agree with this image? I personally do agree with it. Without a legitimate excuse, there is no reason why people shouldn't put aside some time each day to improve themselves physically. No ones asking you to be Arnold or Ryan Reynolds, it's just a healthy thing for both the mind and body, keeping you reasonably fit and would seriously help reduce risks associated with obesity.

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No.800567

>>800560
You're a novice at language it seems.
Better brush up on your language arts before moving onto lifting weights.


No.800570

>>800567
Just pointing things out


No.800584

>>800536

Eat more, get more sleep.

Keep going.

If anything hurts, then stop. And by hurts I mean pain, not necessarily discomfort.

I agree with OP, but I think there is too much of a focus on people thinking "working out" means doing bicep curls and looking like fucking Arnold.

As another brobot said, something as simple as being a casual on a team sport can improve your life tenfold and help you achieve a very healthy/strong body.


No.800589

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I've been lifting for a year (rarely do cardio).

I disagree completely.

On practical grounds (strength has virtually no use in society).

Also it takes time away from useful things like studying or working on a project.

I wouldn't have wanted Schopenhauer to have exercised, as he was doing something useful instead (writing) and similarly I will do something useful instead (reading him).


No.800597

I do exercise and other physical activity every day.

i find it fucking boring and tedious though, i only go through with it so I feel more relaxed afterwards.

My body is healthy, I wouldn't mind a little more body fat though.




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No.800445[Reply]

Original thread:
>>797275

You're pretty sure Emily hasn't done any work since before lunch. And you need to make sure all the doors and windows are locked. You're pretty sure they are, since Susan set the alarm, but you should double check.

Hmm. Emily isn't in the living room, the library, or the rec room. You check to see if she's helping Susan in the kitchen. Nope. She must be upstairs then.

You head upstairs, walk past your bedroom door, and notice a light coming from your study. You stick your head in and see Emily emptying the waste basket next to your desk.

A) She's working, leave her alone.
B) Make sure she's not slacking off.
C) Write in.

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No.800521


B) Make sure she's not slacking off.


No.800522

A
Even though round 2 is the one that'll probably be picked


No.800558

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>>800495
>You walk into the room, and Emily looks up at you and smiles. "Hello Master." You stammer a bit and then ask Emily what she thinks about her being your Mistress, and you her slave. She looks confused, "I'm not sure what you mean, Master." You look at her, and ask her if she would be into spanking you, hard. She blushes and appears to think about it, but doesn't answer. "Well, think about it Emily. For now, I'm going to teach you how to be a good girl, and a good slut, for Master"

GOOD JOB EVERYONE


No.800577

>>800495
Seriously, why do you have to try and ruin the thread by impersonating the OP?


No.800596

B.

Nigga better not be slacking off.




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No.800588[Reply]

Imagine a cute, blonde haired, blue-eyed, fair-skinned girl chained by her wrists to a lamp post in a city street in the middle of the night. She is naked, bent over with her head hanging down between her arms. A black man appears in sagging dungarees, a tank top, sneakers, and a reversed baseball cap. He approaches the little girl. First, he teases the girl by spreading her virgin pussy with his thumbs and blows in it. The girl starts to shake her hips around in hopes of making the black man go away, but this only entices him to go further. He grabs the girl's hips and forces them to shake only slightly with his large, muscular arms. For a few minutes, the man grinds his crotch to her buttocks. The girl is crying and screaming at this point, but there is absolutely no-one who can or will save her. Each stroke back and fourth makes the little girl cry even more. Eventually, the black man's gargantuan phallus is hard enough to "go in." The bulge is clearly visible as it rises up above his lower abdominals. He backs off slightly, taking his hands off the girl's hips. He removes his pants, revealing a thick, dark penis covered in precum. The stench of the penis slides its way into the little girl's nose, and then she struggles so hard that her wrists start to bleed. The black man chuckles slightly as he again puts his hands around her waist. With his foot, he spreads the little girl's legs just so that his dick, with a little bit of work, could fit. He squats down as to get the head of his penis below the girl's pussy. With his dick perfectly aimed, the black man thrusts his stinking chode up the girl's vagina with the force of a jackhammer. The girl screams so loud from the pain that she loses her voice, leaving only tears and her soft whimpering to express her traumatization. The black man lets out animalistic grunts as he pushes his dick deeper and deeper into the pussy with every thrust. For eleven straight minutes, the black man's enormous dick tears the vaginal walls of this cute nine-year-old girl. The blood, like a waterfall, flows through this now ravaged pussy as the black man feels the ecstasy of the prepubescent genitals. Each contraction of the black man's dick brings him closer and closer to climax. Eventually, the black man's dick had enough, and semen injected itself into the little girl's uterus like flu vaccine. Afterwards, the black man lets out a hearty sigh of relief as he squats back down to get his dick out of the bleeding vagina of thiPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

No.800592

degenerate

blox


No.800608

With the inclusion of both pedophilia and bestiality, I was thinking this would get a reaction out of /new/ bit it didn't. Is it poorly written or something?


No.800610

And it's put on autosage. Shitty mods can suck my dick.




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No.799680[Reply]

Any Los Angeles people want to hang out this weekend?

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No.800523

Lol I'm in LA about 10-20min away from downtown depending on traffic. Alhambra pretty much live in China/asia. Pretty much live on valley. I'm not doing shit. I can't find work an I'm a ugly weirdo living with his fat gf. So if you don't mind a creepy looking fat guy ill be glad o hang out with you an have awkward silences together.


No.800534

>>800523
Note: LA fucking sucks.
>Today went into a fucking baskin robbiNS
>kind of loud
>pimpled metal teeth girl keeps following me as I tried to decide what flavor
>think fuck it ill just get a banana split simple right
>tell the girl banana split please
>what
>banana split
>what
>banana split
>HUH WHAT POINTS TO EAR GETS CLOSER
>about this time I am probably red an sweating
>I repeat banana SPLIT
>okay
>girl walks off some Indian prick repeats what I ordered
>okay that will be $whatwver for a banana SHAKE.
>no I don't want a damn banana shake I ordered a banana split
>oh okay walks over to dumb girl tells her to make banana split she can't do it
>wait 10mins
>he asks me some muddling shit in Indian accent I take that as him asking me flavors of the ice cream wrong he repeats louder holy fuck he is asking about toppings God damn tell him whatever do whatever just fucking do it says okay then tells me to sit down he tells me to sit down I lold
>finally gets done now I gotta wait for him to bag the fucking thing God damn
Seriously fuck la an these God damn Indian immigrant assholes. CA sucks.


No.800546

>>800534
>she can't do it

I lol'd


No.800547

>>800534
California is like a failed multicultural state.


No.800590

I'm actually in the Ventura C area. LA is only an hour away. But no, I don't really want to.
Busy… with stuff.




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No.800578[Reply]

so are we watching the avengers tonight or what?

No.800580

No sorry, couldn't find a decent quality download for it.
Probably has to do with it not being on dvd yet

I'll stream The Shadow (1994 superhero movie) instead in half an hour

http://www.livestream.com/tinkersworkshop


No.800586

hmm I may come




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No.800559[Reply]

Anyone else have this deep desire to have a purpose in their life?

I can't help but feel as if I NEED a purpose in my life. Like, I can't be happy until I have reached that purpose.

Anyone? Anyone? Bueller?

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No.800563

Your purpose is to defend the white race and European culture and heritage


No.800564

My purpose is tO eat babies


No.800565

>>800563
I don't even know how to go about doing that…

Have kids? Engage in politics? What?

I really just need to have a purpose.


No.800566

I choose to oscillate


No.800585

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>>800565
I often have these cold Nihilistic thoughts. It's strange because I try my damnedest to believe life is what you make it. One of the reasons I'm very sympathetic to religious people is they apply inherent morality and purpose to their life that at the very least works.

I often think about how random evolution is. I mean, as we are now we have sexes, and this helps us to form societies, and have natural selection and survive sure. But by far the most successful organisms are bacteria, and they reproduce by nuclear fission. So if we were efficient lifeforms we'd just be really refined bacteria. We're all genetic mistakes. All we can do is apply our own meaningless direction to life, like white nationalism, that will get us hated, probably prevent our stupid pleasure centres from being stimulated and out of 7 million people, most of them sub-human muds on this earth. How much can 1 person make?

Strangely though part of me loves the odds.




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No.800569[Reply]

I can't sleep.

wat do

No.800571

open up irc and talk to some people.

http://4chon.net/irc.html




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No.800439[Reply]

I'm getting close to graduation, and I'm not exactly the most experienced dude. I've kissed a couple of girls, but that's it. Despite asking a number of girls out, I've never made it past the second date. I always end up chickening out, taking it too slow, and coming off as creepy, even if the girl really did like me at the start.

The thing is, I'm not particularly ugly. I'm also not the most annoying or socially awkward person in the world. I'm just inexperienced at dating, whereas most of my peers…well, they aren't.

I don't see this issue getting any better over time. In fact, college really worries me. I feel completely unprepared for that environment, since I've missed most of the "stepping stones" normal people achieve during their preteen years.

What ever happens to people like me?

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No.800544

Either you stay a virgin forever or you grow a pair, that's what. Look join an organization or two as soon as you get to college and try to make friends. Don't go aspie and tell yourself they're all shallow douchebags you don't want to hang out with anyway yadda yadda just be their damn friends. Invite the girls you meet there out to do cool stuff with you, and try to date the ones you think you like. College nothing like high school; you won't make a single friend just going to class. Join a popular organization (fraternities are god-tier for meeting girls but who are we kidding), and make a lot of damn friends. Ask girls out a LOT. You'll eventually find some lasting success with one (or a few!) of them.


No.800549

bone a hooker maybe


No.800553

1. Everyone can find a girl. Girls are easy. Quit fucking worrying about them.

2. Focus on your skills in life. That's what's gonna get you to point B. Females will generally pull you back to point A.

3. Go drag racing.


No.800555

>>800439
Don't even worry about women.

Make a goal for yourself, something that will take a long time (mine is something unrealistic, like conquering the world), and work towards it.

Seriously, time will pass before you even know it.


No.800561

>this day and age
>still worrying about britches
>still thinking the key to happiness is a relationship that'll bring your life to a halt




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No.800427[Reply]

Sorry if this a stupid question but this has been bothering me for a very long time. What is kebab and why should we remove it? Video related. Is it funny somehow?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vf12nHhz5XM

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No.800532

Kebab is related to middle eastern inmigrants, an to remove them is to kick them out


No.800533

>>800531
He pees trough his ass?


No.800540

>>800531
Would he feel anything pleasurable besides prostate? Prostate stimulation leads to orgasm, so what happens with him?


No.800551

>>800540
>>800533

Dunno, ask STI, I heard he's a nullo.


No.800556

>>800533
>>800540
There's a hole on his scar, I imagine he pees through it. If he can indeed orgasm via prostatic and anal stimulation alone (which many men cannot), he'd cum through it too.

>>800551
lol

http://wiki.4chon.net/STI_interview




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