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Anonymous 05/20/13 (Mon) 19:09:29 No.1127351 [Reply]

I yearn for deep intimacy with an xx chromosome human.

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Anonymous 05/20/13 (Mon) 19:24:38 No.1127366

'spose you better grow fur and a tail then.

Anonymous 05/21/13 (Tue) 17:25:43 No.1127773

>>1127357

Glittersnatch is a guy?

Anonymous 05/21/13 (Tue) 17:42:03 No.1127782

>>1127773
So the legend tells.

idgaf wud bang

Anonymous 05/21/13 (Tue) 17:53:25 No.1127784

>>1127782

Wait, OP isn't glittersnatch is it?

Anonymous 05/22/13 (Wed) 08:14:08 No.1127982

>>1127784
Probsly

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Anonymous 05/22/13 (Wed) 01:52:18 No.1127897 [Reply]

What are some of your guilty pleasures?

Pic related, I hate this shit and everything it stands for, I know it's terrible for me. But I can't help it, taste good as fuck to me. Best thing I've ever drink. I have one every other month.

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Anonymous 05/22/13 (Wed) 04:13:41 No.1127934

>>1127932
I've had one of them but idr which. wasn't memorable but then again I can't remember shit

Anonymous 05/22/13 (Wed) 06:16:21 No.1127953

>>1127934
The original Nos is good- the grapefruity one I mentioned. They're cheaper than redbull and give you more. Fucking redbulls over here cost 2.69 for a 12 oz, whata rip- the nos cost less and give you more AND taste good. I used to drink RB like there was no tomorrow, but it's too chemically tasting to me now, too expensive and makes me sick.

Anonymous 05/22/13 (Wed) 06:19:25 No.1127954

Tranny porn. Then again, as long as people don't find out I don't really care about it at all.

Anonymous 05/22/13 (Wed) 06:28:40 No.1127959

>>1127899

Chocolate milk is healthier for you than soda, although I wouldn't recommend it.

Try shifting to something like Juice instead. Or try alotting yourself maybe a small amount of drink funds throughout the week, to cover any sort of beverage. Make it equal to about 4 pints worth.

Anonymous 05/22/13 (Wed) 06:31:47 No.1127963

>guilty pleasures
4chon
Occasional super cheesy shitty pop songs (like Britney Spears' Born to Make You Happy, Carla Rae Whatever's Call me Maybe, some Backstreet Boys' shit, all very rarely, no one must know…)
The occasional chick flick
Masturbation (I don't feel that guilty… but I wish I could stop jacking off)
Wasting my whole life on the internet

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Anonymous 05/22/13 (Wed) 00:08:50 No.1127874 [Reply]

>Movie/Game/Anime or TV Finale is over
>Credits roll
>First song played is a glorious, orchestrated rendition of the main theme
>Second song is the melancholy theme that plays during the sad/serious parts

why does literally errything do this

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Anonymous 05/22/13 (Wed) 00:14:54 No.1127879

Once credits are on I stop the dvd.

Blazer!2VCyAsN/1I 05/22/13 (Wed) 01:40:33 No.1127892

The only movie that has done that is Spring Breakers

Anonymous 05/22/13 (Wed) 01:50:31 No.1127895

>>1127874
Remember Sopranos song credits?

Goddamn they were awesome and complemented the ending of the episode so well. Sometimes all you could do was sit and bask in their glory while you contemplated on the sheer awesomeness you just witnessed.

Anonymous 05/22/13 (Wed) 05:45:27 No.1127947

>>1127879
That is true of DVDs, but with TV shows you are more likely to sit through credits into the next show (Walking Dead for instance has Talking Dead followups) and many of these franchise movies have after credits scenes.

Anonymous 05/22/13 (Wed) 06:20:33 No.1127955

>>1127875

Pretty much this. Except, without the consume part. Mostly to make you enjoy the film more through psychological tricks.

Also, I'm sure some directors think it's deep or some shit. I don't fucking know.

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Anonymous 05/20/13 (Mon) 22:49:26 No.1127485 [Reply]

>Playing a game at a college club
>Person in front of you has to sit on your knee
>My crush is in front of me
>Aw yeah! finally, I'm going to feel her butt!
>Creepy indian dude is behind me
>"Hey man switch places with me"
>WHAT
>"You're too big, I don't want to have to hold you on my knees"
>Obviously this is just bullshit; you can tell he just wants her ass on his knees, the fucking faggoat!
>But wtf can I do, if I refuse, everyone'll know I'm a pervert
>Fucking asshole!
>he looks at me
>"Well?"
>okay.jpg

RRRRRRRRRAGE
RAGGGGGGGE
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE

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Anonymous 05/21/13 (Tue) 09:28:06 No.1127642

>>1127504
iktf
But it's so long ago that I forgot it again.
;_;

Anonymous 05/21/13 (Tue) 12:18:10 No.1127685

>>1127582
This really happen?

Continue if so…

Anonymous 05/22/13 (Wed) 01:43:50 No.1127893

>>1127685
There is nothing to continue really, after that I sort of avoided her the rest of the day and we haven't spoken since not related to the greentext story.

Anonymous 05/22/13 (Wed) 02:56:50 No.1127908

>>1127893
I want her exact response! NOW! I must feel the feel!

Anonymous 05/22/13 (Wed) 04:14:31 No.1127935

>>1127908
She cleared her throat from surprise and I looked over to a friend with a tray of food, he was walking slowly and carefully, I went over to help him and she didn't really get a chance to say anything.

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Anonymous 05/22/13 (Wed) 02:51:40 No.1127906 [Reply]

Look at her eyes man. Shit's ethereal.

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Anonymous 05/22/13 (Wed) 03:07:56 No.1127912

But she's white. Imagine how many cocks sprayed cum all over her face, eyes and hair.

Anonymous 05/22/13 (Wed) 03:08:38 No.1127913

Is that the chick who played Anne Boleyn in The Tudors?

Anonymous 05/22/13 (Wed) 03:11:39 No.1127918

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>>1127913
It would seem that way.

Anonymous 05/22/13 (Wed) 03:35:42 No.1127922

>>1127918
Oh my gosh…

She looks like an Elf…

I-I think I'm in love again, g-guys…

;_;

Anonymous 05/22/13 (Wed) 04:02:18 No.1127930

>>1127913
Yea, it's the same actress.

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Fruits of pedowood Anonymous 05/20/13 (Mon) 19:18:26 No.1127360 [Reply]

I work at a daycare center that has kids from 4 to 14. Many of the girls there do something called 'Mini Mondays' where they dress like sluts in short skirts and dresses. This was bad enough (though all of my blue pilled women coworkers said it was cute) until I found out that some of the niggers were using the day to perform 'panty inspections' outside. I don't know whether to laugh or cry. I probably won't do anything about it since das racis.

What childhood debauchery have you witnessed?

Pic related – 10 year old girl campaigns for 'right' to wear miniskirt http://www.wpxi.com/news/news/education/4th-grader-protests-miniskirt-dress-code/nGfnM/

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Anonymous 05/21/13 (Tue) 22:11:53 No.1127858

>>1127799
What does cuckold mean?

Anonymous 05/21/13 (Tue) 22:27:05 No.1127863

>>1127858
Cuckoos are birds that lay their eggs in other birds nests, and then those birds hatch the cuckoos nests while the cuckoos do fuck all.

The cuckoo hatchlings kill the original birds brood and have that bird feed them to adulthood.

Cuckold means the same thing except instead of a bird doing this it's a nigger.

Anonymous 05/21/13 (Tue) 23:15:26 No.1127870

>>1127863
I just learned something today! Thanks, Anon!

>tfw now feel knowledgeable about my disgusting fetishes

Anonymous 05/22/13 (Wed) 00:50:16 No.1127884

>>1127870

cuckold means i get off on seeing other guys fuck pretty girls that would never give me the time of day

especially when they're black ;)

Anonymous 05/22/13 (Wed) 01:02:39 No.1127887

>>1127884
"Cuckold historically referred to a husband with an adulterous wife and is still often used with this meaning. Since the 1990s, the term has also been widely used to refer to a sexual fetish in which the fetishist is stimulated by their committed partner choosing to have sex with someone else."

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Anonymous 05/21/13 (Tue) 18:19:54 No.1127796 [Reply]

This song is so damn good.

Why isn't all music exactly like this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C35DrtPlUbc

Anonymous 05/21/13 (Tue) 18:50:13 No.1127801

dude preteens are so good to rape 9-13, they cant fight u can shut em up, softest asses and mouth u can imagine, babies and toddlers too!

Anonymous 05/21/13 (Tue) 18:50:53 No.1127802

>>1127801
forgot this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xMu1AAS-Pe4

Anonymous 05/21/13 (Tue) 18:53:05 No.1127804

>>1127802
>>1127801
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXpsrX3U3jw

this good shit, forget a pussy ass japanese vocal pop, listen to japanese BOSSA NOVA

YEAH BITCH BOSSA NOVAAAas

Anonymous 05/21/13 (Tue) 22:09:24 No.1127856

>>1127801
Go back 2 4chan faggot. We love the lolis here.

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ITT: "Mentally ill" people who were actually just red pill'd hard Anonymous 05/21/13 (Tue) 01:33:12 No.1127538 [Reply]

Daniel Johntson is such a lovely man. He had a "mental breakdown" AKA spiritual enlightenment and all he wanted to do was help the degenerates and warn them about satan. Why did they keep putting him in hospitals? I mean, he thought he was casper and pulled the keys from ignition from his father's plane while they were in the air. But other than that he was a well balanced spiritual warrior.

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Anonymous 05/21/13 (Tue) 04:42:14 No.1127596

The guy is a bonafide true to god 100% robot.

It's a shame he never got his qt.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vlhKXLhX7H8

Anonymous 05/21/13 (Tue) 14:41:40 No.1127708

>>1127596
On his documentary, I think they surprise him with a reunion with her. I can't find it anywhere, I watched the movie. It must be on the DVD extras.

Anonymous 05/21/13 (Tue) 15:42:52 No.1127723

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I listen to daniel; my god is his music depressive and lacking rhyme.

Anonymous 05/21/13 (Tue) 15:58:08 No.1127724

>>1127538
>red pill'd

No no no no no no no no no no no no.

This is /r9k/ and we do not want your shitty attempts and shitty rhetoric here.

Go back to /new/ and/or hang yourself with The Rope®

Anonymous 05/21/13 (Tue) 20:30:53 No.1127836

twinnies to that other thread

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Anonymous 05/21/13 (Tue) 19:13:01 No.1127816 [Reply]

http://tsloapl.blogspot.com/

Whatever happened to this faggot? Is out there somewhere buttfucking his beautiful trap girlfriend?

I wish him the best.

Anonymous 05/21/13 (Tue) 19:30:35 No.1127819

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HE NEVER EXISTED.

MOVE ALONG.

Anonymous 05/21/13 (Tue) 19:33:56 No.1127820

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>>1127819
IMPOSSIBLE!

Blazer!2VCyAsN/1I 05/21/13 (Tue) 19:43:36 No.1127823

Man i liked reading that guy

http://manbearowl.tumblr.com/tagged/nudes

/new/ger and proud 05/21/13 (Tue) 20:11:08 No.1127832

>>1127823
Okay which of you assholes is this? I know it's one of you. Only in a sick /r9k/ified society could let this happen

Anonymous 05/21/13 (Tue) 22:06:28 No.1127855

>>1127823
blazer, pls die u miserable homo

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Anonymous 05/20/13 (Mon) 22:29:04 No.1127472 [Reply]

man i could really use some weed right now, people who say that shit isnt addictive are fuckin privileged liars. life is shit, need the herb.

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Anonymous 05/21/13 (Tue) 13:34:55 No.1127697

a) reputable dealer ? lol
b) needle exchange or walgreens, they sell them
c) never alone, especially a novice, find a professional
d) avoid the misery all together, it's really not worth it, I learned the hard way but one must figure that out for himself especially if you are the type of person that attracts police, some people are police magnets and should stay out of those situations.

Anonymous 05/21/13 (Tue) 16:15:00 No.1127735

I've been smoking weed every day for about 8 months. It's getting kinda boring.

Anonymous 05/21/13 (Tue) 16:57:43 No.1127756

>>1127691

Just get it from the silk road if you don't know anyone in your area that's selling. You can buy needles at most drug stores - they're meant to be used by diabetics to inject insulin but they work fine either way. H isn't really something that you need to worry about 'set and setting' with. It can induce nausea and vomiting so you need to make sure that you won't choke, but that's really the only danger.

The risk of addiction is mostly caused by the fact that using heroin feels really really good. It's like being wrapped up in the comfiest coziest blanket, made of fluffy clouds and sunshine, and having this deep-seated feeling of security and satisfaction and knowing that everything's going to be okay. It's such a great feeling that you want to experience it all the time, every day. That's where the danger comes from.

Anonymous 05/21/13 (Tue) 19:48:28 No.1127824

>>1127575
I was kidding. Was trying to get you to think I was UNO.

Anonymous 05/21/13 (Tue) 19:51:20 No.1127827

>>1127756
>>1127756

Alright this kinda bugs me. Is it deep-seated or deep-seeded? They both make sense and produce the same effect.

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Anonymous 05/21/13 (Tue) 13:23:13 No.1127692 [Reply]

I've just switched to Dark. Feels so much better on the eyes. Dark master race. Why aren't you fags doing this?

And before you ship this off to /meta/, I'm going to make it un-meta related. Can you tell me how to make my windows theme look something like this? Thank you.

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Anonymous 05/21/13 (Tue) 18:06:25 No.1127789

>>1127766
Piss off giraf

Anonymous 05/21/13 (Tue) 19:10:34 No.1127813

futaba rep up in here

Anonymous 05/21/13 (Tue) 19:11:32 No.1127814

y'all niggas ain't got shit on miku

thx milk

Anonymous 05/21/13 (Tue) 19:48:57 No.1127825

I like brighter colors. My phone brightness is almost at max.

Anonymous ## Mod 05/21/13 (Tue) 19:50:29 No.1127826

Moved to >>>/meta/266589.

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Anonymous 05/21/13 (Tue) 18:01:22 No.1127786 [Reply]

I don't know what to do with my life.

I am only 18, retaking the AS year (UK) and I feel as though I am only wasting my time at school. I used to have an ambition of attending university yet now all I want is a source of income.

I want to live a simple life, working on self-improvement… Physically and intellectually (reading more, learning new languages and instruments).

What are the alternatives?

I am going to dedicate myself to affiliated marketing over the summer and see if it pays off in the long-term.

I guess what I am getting at is that I want a relatively comfortable life with minimal effort … Or at least working as my own boss. Am I just being naive?

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Anonymous 05/21/13 (Tue) 18:31:54 No.1127800

>>1127797

That's true. My chronic procrastination and internet addiction has led me here. I have only created this thread due to stress and slight anxiety because I have two official exams tomorrow that I am least prepared for.

I always do this to myself. I reflect but never take action in correcting my behaviour, however. I am pretty self-disciplined when it comes to my hobbies or a part-time job.

Anonymous 05/21/13 (Tue) 18:51:01 No.1127803

I'm in the same position OP, fairly good grades from high school but I have no clue what I want to do.
>tfw you hate math but if you don't do a degree that requires math it ends up being a mcdonalds degree

Welp, maybe I should just get a job at a store and shitpost on the internet in my free time…

Newsman!V2zqsH1zUA 05/21/13 (Tue) 18:56:29 No.1127807

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>guess what I am getting at is that I want a relatively comfortable life with minimal effort.

Not possible

Anonymous 05/21/13 (Tue) 19:00:14 No.1127810

>>1127807

What do you do for a living anon?

Anonymous 05/21/13 (Tue) 19:12:13 No.1127815

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>>1127786
>a relatively comfortable life with minimal effort

Dude.

Yeah.

Welcome to /r9k/.

one of us one of us one of us

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Anonymous 05/21/13 (Tue) 18:05:56 No.1127788 [Reply]

>Make phone call
>Hello can I speak with *person's name*
>Speaking
>say my name
>…
>ask again "is she available right now?"
>speaking
>say my name again

Fuck.

Anonymous 05/21/13 (Tue) 18:07:57 No.1127790

That's the problem when the telemarketer is a nigger.

Anonymous 05/21/13 (Tue) 18:08:44 No.1127792

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Phone calls are the worst. Especially when there's noise around you.

Anonymous 05/21/13 (Tue) 18:10:24 No.1127794

>>1127792
I find even silence is hard, I always end up stuttering and forgetting what it is I wanted to say. ajsnfawief 3foi'e

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Anonymous 05/17/13 (Fri) 00:16:34 No.1125871 [Reply]

>band you like goes on summer tour
>they aren't playing anywhere near you

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Anonymous 05/21/13 (Tue) 10:17:21 No.1127652

>>1125875
>>1126656
>>1125952
Why not go alone? I like to do that. It means you can enjoy the music/scenery worrilessly, and it's a relatively natural way to meet strangers

>>1125917
>go to show alone
>spot hipster 22/7
>'are you enjoying the concert alone, too?'
>fast forward one month
>eighth date upcoming, as of yet having dropped only the tiniest straws of spaghetti
>tfw

Blazer!2VCyAsN/1I 05/21/13 (Tue) 10:24:01 No.1127653

>>1127652
There's this band i wanna see playing at a shitty club like 20 minutes away.

Non of my mates will be keen on going.

How bad is it going alone? Like what do i say when people ask me? I always had an alibi, visiting the country, friends not here yet, moving house. Would it be better talking to people before or after the show? Should you talk during the show, its going to be loud right.

Blazer!2VCyAsN/1I 05/21/13 (Tue) 10:25:05 No.1127654

>>1127653
also they're a real faggy band which is why i wanna go alone, but there will probs be heaps of girls

evermore

Anonymous 05/21/13 (Tue) 10:40:21 No.1127657

>>1127653
>Like what do i say when people ask me?
Why would you make up an alibi? I actually used it as somewhat of a conversation starter. They're not gonna think you're a loser just because you don't have any friends who also wanted to go.

>Would it be better talking to people before or after the show?
After is a little late. During intermissions is fine if you already had a conversation going, but otherwise it's kind of awkward because it's so difficult to understand each other. So before, I guess. Preferably on the way to the gig, since it's a relatively natural reason for talking to a stranger.

what band is it

Anonymous 05/21/13 (Tue) 17:10:55 No.1127768

>>1127653

Not that bad going alone, unless it's a relatively unknown band with hardly anyone there, THAT is really awkward. I'm never doing that again

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Anonymous 05/21/13 (Tue) 16:10:38 No.1127731 [Reply]

Hello /r9k/, I want you to live vicariously through my relationship. Please suggest things to text to my girlfriend that could possibly hold a conversation and I'll post the results. She has a pretty damn good sense of humor.

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Anonymous 05/21/13 (Tue) 16:30:33 No.1127742

>>1127734
>>1127738
Those aren't close to good at all.

Anonymous 05/21/13 (Tue) 16:40:20 No.1127747

>>1127733

Tell her that you're going to pinch her muffin-top REALLY HARD the next time you see her.

GOAT FUCK 05/21/13 (Tue) 16:50:49 No.1127752

Ask her what she would do if you had AIDS. And/or give her what you would do if you found out that she had AIDS.

Tell her you would kill her.

Anonymous 05/21/13 (Tue) 16:58:24 No.1127757

>>1127752
We've already had a conversation like that. I told her I would chop her up to bits.

Anonymous 05/21/13 (Tue) 17:15:25 No.1127772

Talk to her about birch syrup, it's interesting stuff.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Birch_syrup

I've heard it's delicious and would love to try it some time.

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