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4chon OC competition with a cash prize. Not exclusive to /r9k/! Voting now open!

Amazing new stee stickers. 100% free!

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No.1104281StickyLocked[Reply]

Prize
The winner will get the equivalent of $250 USD in Bitcoins, an anonymous decentralized virtual currency which can easily be exchanged for cash. Th runner-up will recieve $50 in Bitcoins.

Criteria
Your submission can either be a picture, video, audio file or text. It must be original content, and related to 4chon's culture, history, in-jokes, or userbase. Voting will be based on creativity and general awesomeness/popularity.

Voting
Voting will be commenced in two weeks time (Monday, April 8 at 12:00am EST). Users will be able to vote for their favorite five (possibly ten) submissions, and the submission with the most votes wins. If there's a tie, submissions with low vote counts will be eliminated until a winner emerges.

Simply post all your submissions in this thread. If you'd like to submit a video, upload it to a video-sharing site like YouTube and link to it. For audio, you can use vocaroo.com.

To avoid confusion, you must leave an e-mail address or Bitcoin address with your post (or use a tripcode); otherwise it will be deleted!

This thread is posted on /r9k/ because it's all about OC, but users from all boards are invited to enter the competition.

(I won't abandon it this time. I promise.)
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No.1111586

Voting now open: http://4chon.net/vote.html

To mods: Don't delete this thread. The voting page needs it to survive.


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No.1126737[Reply]

>tfw you will never walk in the air
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No.1126783

>>1126767
Best version is http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AaWPduHl_j8
tbh

>>1126769
feels are year round

No.1126801

>>1126767
Why is that little boy butchering a classic?

No.1126805

>>1126783
I prefer the classic version, as it is more feely than this upbeat rocky version.

No.1127067

ITT: Monarch programming.

No.1127069

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>tfw you will walk on air

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXMeZwO2qZ0


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No.1125578[Reply]

How old is too old to be learning to skateboard?
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No.1127002

>>1126370
I hate pennies not cruisers. I have a double kicker and a longboard, though i hardly get the chance to ride my doublekicker.

>>1126630
You're welcome m8. what's the point of boneless?

>>1126832
>>1126633
>Imagine going from a 40" pintail to a penny tho
My longboard is 42", what are splits?

No.1127036

>>1127002
Bonelesses let you jump twice as high as the average ollie and generally give you more control over the jump. And splits are when you spread your legs abnormally far apart which is typically a bad thing in when skateboarding.

No.1127048

>>1126865
Fun police has arrived.

No.1127065

>>1127002
>what's the point of boneless?

They're just fun. Not really a trick that's suppose to be impressive unless done down a big stair set. It's a qt trick that's just for fun. Like a boneless onto a 5050 on a ER handicap rail, that'd be dope.

No.1127068

6th grade is my answer


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No.1126756[Reply]

>tfw your expectations on women are too high to give any fuck anymore
>tfw Smiley would probably have a higher chance of procreating than you

Pic related, it's Smiley's waifu.
>she's the most beautiful person I've ever seen

What are the chances in percentage that you'll be having children in the future, robits? Are you still attracted to modern women? Are you still trying?
>tfw no longer interested in acquiring gf
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No.1127037

>>1126756
My girlfriend and I are trying right now.

No.1127042

>>1126856
i think the agencies want the kid to have both a mom & dad for a healthy upbringing n all that so they don't allow single people to adopt

No.1127047

>>1127042
They shouldn't. Also, they shouldnt allow homos to adopt. Regardless of what it shows on TV, homo relationships are highly tumultuous.

No.1127060

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https://www.youtube.com/user/emprahbowie

No.1127066

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She's dead you know.


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No.1127064[Reply]

>#androgynous
>#unconventionally attractive
>#qt
>#attainable
>#unique
>#god-tier personality

Just a reminder, Rose is the real robots waifu.

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No.1126977[Reply]

at least you have a nice set of teeth
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No.1126983

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>tfw only one line of teeth

feels inefficient, man

No.1126988

>>1126983
It's very much efficient for omnivorous creatures like us.

If you had multiple lines of teeth you'd be near useless as an omnivore because your flat teeth wouldn't have the room to work properly.

Enjoy the teeth placement that allows you to observe a varied diet.

No.1127005

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>>1126977
Sweet Jesus, dat pic.

No.1127006

I have vampire fangs what does this mean and no I can't take a picture

No.1127063

I don't have a nice set of teeth though…


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No.1127061[Reply]

All my life I've kind of pedestaled girls. And I don't really know what this niceguy shit r9k is always talking about is. Because even the nicest guys I know who were decent to me personally, all talked about girls like they were meat to be enjoyed. I've never met a 'niceguy' in my life.

I'm just thinking back to the girls I've pedestaled recently. And they are the finest moments of my life, when I actually worked up the courage to directly hit on girls. I cherish the teasing flirting even if it ended in gentle rejection.

The model who kissed me is a conniving capitalist entrepreneur

The cute blonde I held doors for, is a shallow valley girl who texts. When I told her about the beautiful play Axel, where at the Disney Happily Ever After, instead of living boring lives, the Prince and Princess kill themselves, she just asked blankly "Is that from a novel?"

And I'm jealous of my other blondie because she beat me in the 2 mile run, because my wires got tangled.

When I was a HS Freshman there was this Jessica Simpson I despised for her idiocy. But once we didn't have class together, I pedestaled her as a heroic wise princess.

Theres this King of my gym. Nice friendly guy, good politics. I spend 6 hours a day working out with him. It was great at first. But now we fight constantly because he wont admit I'm right about everything.

I think I'm just an Aspergers on the Wrong Planet and will never get along with evolved brains of apes.

Hot white girls don't want to spend any time with me because Im a creepy autistic fuck. But if I spent 6 hours a day with them talking at the gym, I'm sure I'd hate them too.

I'm just a misanthrope who hates all human kind, and I realized today that included cute rich popular protestant nordic white girls

No.1127062

>>1127061
Are you sure no homo?


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No.1127046[Reply]

So I'm trying to record a punk album over the summer and I'm a one man band.

Bought an Audiobox to record from and it works great but I fucked up my first song because I didn't stay in time. I should've realized when my bars didn't line up with each other.

But now I'm in a pickle. I can't fucking figure out tempos to save my life. I was told that the average punk rock beat is 160-200bpm which for me sounds WAAAYYY too slow for my style of punk.

In the song countdowns where they say "1-2-3-4!" on the albums that influenced me I've been able to figure out that its around 300bpm but I think this must be a grave error and that I just suck.

Like I'm so confused. What if I'm playing a song at 200bpm, 4/4 time and 4 quarter notes a bar. Then what if I go down to 100bpm in 4/4 and play 8 half notes, would that not be equivalent? So do I want fast tempo or slow?

Help me out and I'll share my album with you all when it's done. You'll like it, it talks about /r9k/ topics.

Here's an example: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eLCYQK0CnPM

No.1127049

That song you linked is 150Bpm, you're counting double time.

No.1127059

>>1127049
I see. Thank you, this is gonna take some training.


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No.1126825[Reply]

Yesterday I asked this shy girl I've been talking to for months on skype if she will let me take her to Italy.

She's 18, Polish, I'm English, and she's a virgin who's hot/cold in sexual matters, I guess childish but in a cute way.

Thus far - she wanted to sext. Decided she regrets coming on that strong and stopped. Wanted to exchange pics, refused to send anything good despite getting the e-D. Doesn't want to flirt at all and gets pissy when I do because a relationship must 'work' i.e. she watches how I met your mother for dating advice. She tried to distanced herself because things can't 'work' i.e. I need to make her comfortable with the idea of romance rather than a stable long term relationship. Her parents are mollycoddling and they won't let her go unless she really begs them.

How the fuck do I seal this? I know full well she's romantic but she thinks she's ugly and her last bf was a bit of a rat. I really fucking like her though. She told me she loved me a month or so ago too..

I… need… r9k for this one… callin in the big guns baby
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No.1127029

>>1127022
She was close to tears when she said she loved me and I said I only liked her (being a stubborn bastard), so I don't know about that.

Seriously though guys this thread is going now. Thanks for the advice.

No.1127031

Fugg wrong password. Ah well, post away I guess. Will read tomorrow.

No.1127035

>>1127029
She can say she's close to tears all day long. Doesn't mean she is.
If she sends pics with tears, they're fake. Girls love to get compliments on how pretty their eyes are when they cry. ;_;

No.1127056

>>1127035
She didn't say that. We were talking, this is on skype remember.

Thinking about it we haven't talked at all really since then by voice, and that's when she got less close to me. Maybe i blew it?

No.1127058

>>1127056

Not the person you've been talking to, but yeah that doesn't make any difference whether or not it's on skype, women can fake their crying and a lot of guys will eat it up as being legit tears.

>"We haven't talked at all really since then by voice, and that's when she got less close to me."

Clear sign she found a guy IRL she really likes and is fucking him.


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No.1127053[Reply]

How do they stop condensation from building up within the confines of steel rooms/cabins inside ships?

No.1127055

I bet dehumidifiers would work well for that.


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No.1127018[Reply]

So I picked up a copy of this for my mother. I was reading the little bit about it that's usually on the back, but was inside the dust jacket this time as it sometimes is. As I was reading through it, I noticed that certain letters in the description were bold. Just single letters in words.

I often find single letters that are bolded or in italics and try to see if they spell something, whether it's an anagram or something, but in most cases it isn't. But today..

The letters in bold were as follows.
S-A-L-I-G-I-A. No anagram. Clear as day. Saligia. A mnemonic created for the seven deadly sins. Each letter corresponds to the first letter of each sin, but in Latin.

Superbia, avartia, luxuria, invidia, gula, ira, and acedia.

What do you think he is trying to tell us? Why is it so plain to see? Has anyone else in the world noticed this? … And why?

No.1127023

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Pretend not to
Enter the void
Not a single soul
Is worthy of its deepest
Secrets.

No.1127025

Dan Brown is a literary genius, but I think he uses these types of tactics to prove to us what really can be out there through his books (which are usually conspiracy-based, for lack of a better word).

No.1127026

I haven't read the book, but is the title "Inferno" referring to "Dante's Inferno?" Because if it is referring to Dante's Inferno, then the reference is obvious.

No.1127043

>>1127025

Dan Brown likes to hide shit in his works, but I wouldn't call him a genius because most of the time it is small shit that is easily deciphered.

House of Leaves had some crazy shit in it though.

I also remember reading about a band from the 70's that had random code hidden inside of a record that, when held up to the proper fax/modem would print out a secret message. That was god damned impressive considering nobody found out about it until almost 40 years later.

No.1127054

>>1127043
House of Leaves by Danielwsky?
What is the secret code in that book?


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No.1126841[Reply]

Who am I thinking of? I will only answer yes or no questions.
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No.1126974

is it stee

No.1126994

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is it Thor!?

No.1126997

does he live in the northern hemisphere

does he live in the southern hemisphere

is he older than thirty

No.1127028

honestly OP this whole thread is pointless if the following question cannot be answered correctly

do they know that feel?

No.1127052

is he a historical figure?


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No.1126929[Reply]

welp r9k i've been research into places to establish the fabled
House of Endless Autism
I figure somewhere roomy would be nice, like an abandoned skool
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No.1127039

>>1127027
Point #1 is why newsmen can't be allowed in. It would go from Castle Assburg to nazi fortress in less than a day if /new/ was let into the place.

No.1127040

>>1127039
be easy enough to filter them out. just get a homeless black dude to setup shop in the front yard. that ontop of the fact that >>1126959 is actually correct means newggers won't come within 10 miles of the place

No.1127041

I can invest a few thousand
I'd assume the majority willing to try it don't have jobs, so some of us can plan some kind of money-raising crime to do

No.1127045

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>>1127041

>find abandoned school/hotel/hospital/office/etc to squat in
>clean it up and fortify against niggers and bums
>plant a garden, rainwater collection, etc
>free board for all anons, no rules except for "don't get v&"
>no monetary investment needed, everyone responsible for themselves

No.1127051

why settle for an old dump?
It's like noone's ever heard of home invasion.


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No.1125017[Reply]

R.l.P.
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No.1125053

She should have air-dropped her removed tits into the remote african village where she got some of her kids, so they could have something to fuck/eat

No.1125054

>>1125046
what movie is that picture from

No.1125060

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not much of value was lost, DFC was gained.


congratulations gentlemen, and a job well done. I'd like to have the rest of you come down to a board meeting next tuesday, but thats jue me being professional, we'rd gonna party till the liqour dries up.



*clap* *clap* *smile*

No.1125071

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>>1125054
The Tree of Life
pretty interesting movie if you like too deep for you art films or Malick's other movies
or :3

No.1127050

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Meh, they are just globs of chest fat. They can be replaced by a good surgeon.


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No.1126311[Reply]

So this girl who gave me a bj when we were both trashed wont reply to my texts. We talk to each as friend at partys etc but i text her about some group dinner she organised and she doesnt reply.

I dont even want to fuck her, i dont to be fucking ignored
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No.1127024

>>1127011
Everybody is broken. There is no differences between you, and the "normalfags." We are all one and the same. The moment you realize that, you'll gain a lot of social power. Every little quirk and insecurity you have, others experience.

No.1127033

>>1126999
>trying to be an edgy kid about things most people experience

No.1127034

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>>1127024
I'm p sure a have a unique quirk or two bro.

No.1127038

>>1127024
And there goes the normalfaggy as fuck token black guy, always trying to give deep sounding advice
It's just that most people here are simple minded aspies, the internet version of normalfags or, like op, somewhere in between

Abnormal is called abnormal for a reason, because pretty much anywhere you go the majority don't subscribe to it

No.1127044

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>>1127038
But I'm so deep and mysterious anon.


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